Cannabis massage is massage performed with a lotion that has been infused with cannabis extracts. Think of it as a topical muscle relaxer and anti-inflammatory, plus a little something to take the edge off. Combine that with a stellar, award-winning massage, and you have a combination that can't be beat.
Will it make me high?
No, no more than a regular massage will. If you select our Colorado 14K option--a full-body massage using cannabis lotion--you may find yourself a little extra relaxed at the end of the session, but you will still be fully functional, capable, and aware.
No? Then what's the point?
With the legalization of cannabis--long classified as a Schedule I drug (ie, no medicinal or health benefits)--for medical and recreational uses, considerably more research has been going into the potential gains it may bring. Some of the perks cannabis seems to bring include use against inflammation, muscle spasm, pain, tension, and stress--all things that massage is good for, too.
For many people, the cognitive fuzziness that results from cannabis use is reason enough not to avail themselves of it, no matter the potential benefits. With topical cannabis applications, the low dosage combined with the method of delivery prevents any cognitive impairment while continuing to deliver some of the assets.
Will I smell like weed?
Only if you smoke after your session. In which case, that's your own damn fault.
Will anyone be able to tell?
They might be able to guess you've had a massage--blissful expression, better posture, slightly mussed-up hair--but unless you tell everyone, no, they won't know there was cannabis in your massage lotion.
What about going back to work? Will I test positive on a UA?
Jury's out on that one. While I've heard anecdotes about people testing positive, my experience indicates the opposite--even moreso for people who do not otherwise indulge.
On the other hand, if your job or custody of your kids depends on you not testing hot, I'd think about sticking to a regular massage. Which we're also pretty badass with, by the way.